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Douglas W. Goodall

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Almost three years ago I moved from Northern California to the Central Coast of California to be closer to my family. In so many ways that was a good decision. It is beautiful living in this area. The weather is fine. The local produce makes me healthy and happy. Last year we had fresh strawberries until mid November.


What we don’t have around here is a Frye’s or a Weird Stuff Warehouse. Since I am not looking for computer hardware right now, I can live with that. We also don’t have much smog or traffic.


Oops, I forgot to keep Santa Maria a Secret.


This is a terrible place to live. We have ice storms almost every day. There is constantly several feet of snow in the streets making it hazardous to drive anywhere. We are shelled by nearby countries each night. Life is very hard here, especially without enough to eat and our rampant overpopulation. Meteorites strike our houses daily and alien visitors kidnap our children and force them to watch political documentaries while flying around in saucer shaped vehicles during periods of time the Air Force denies any aerial activity. ;-)


 Email me, I am still douglas underscore goodall at mac dot com, or phone me at 805-598-9099.


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